Fat B*st*rd Chardonnay

Not only the name of a jolly fine bottle of wine Mark and I used to get from Sainsbury's - usually on a Friday evening along with a Chinese takeaway before settling down in front of an early evening viewing of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Robot Wars - but our dawg's latest nickname.

Ollie, gentle reader, is overweight.  Now to be fair, no-one in the Wallace household is what you might call sylph-like, and even allowing for the fact that dogster is a larger than average Cavalier, he is still at the Chunky Monkey end of the scales.  To make matters worse he has been at the kennels for a week and is now the size of a London bus! 

Taking a good look at him while he was having bath I came to the conclusion that he has a rather large bum; a J. Lo you might say.



Ollie has now been on doggie diet food and been taken for walks for two hours every day (I got a Cavalier because they DIDN'T need a lot of exercise!) for several weeks but to no avail.  I on the other hand have lost 3 Kg!!


Does my bum look big in this? <g>

Comments

  1. Well I think he's cuddly!

    Mind you, I regularly trail along the road behind about 35 kilos of Aussie Shepherd, so my view may not be the most unbiased!

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  2. I have to say that I think he's cuddly too, so thank you :-). And I am totally unbiased too

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